you can't even make this kind of stuff up:

Google's fight against drunken emails

perhaps if they added a few more questions i could use before I drive a car or speak to the other half after a late night

Well, do you think they'll make it available to forums like SR? I'd have to enable it, wouldn't I? And override the defaults to the limit.

lol... dont drink and email? I hope they keep it quiet... or else SA's municipal members are gonna have to start building up their status as drunk emailers who can get away with it... in the open... on tv.

I hate to say it though, when im drunk i can still operate a computer well.. ish, and i will probably end up deleting/removing that app a second after it pops up. I cant imagine any drunk guys getting caught out by this and thinking "oh well, best not send that email then" - especially considering how in the moment we can get, and how brilliant that email probably is in the moment

I would like it if they came up with a rephrasing app for cell phones though, my claim to fame is texting sweet nothings to my missus while under the influence.. it starts with how much did you drink last night and ends with me trying to decrypt the text message. Good times